Welcome to VirtuaGirl Review. I am a big fan of VirtuaGirlHD, but am pretty picky about what I like in a desktop dancer. Nearly all of the girls on VirtuaGirl are hot and most cards are worth the few bucks spent to get them, but many times a girl who looks great, has an awesome teaser (trailer) will have killer reviews from other people on VG, but when I download her… Crap.
After putting up with this for a while, I decided to step away from VG and build this site. I am convinced that some of the comments at VG are filtered and I’ve seen that the numbers don’t seem to make sense often either. Basically, I look at some of those girls and say “How the hell does this chick rate an 8.5?”
So what I’ve decided to do is start rating the girls on this site.
I’ll use the same 1-10 they use on VirtuaGirl (without the decimals) and I’ll give my honest, no-holds-barred opinion of the show. For every girl I rate, I own the card for and have watched her show. I won’t review girls for whom I’ve only seen the trailer. To prove this, most of the pics I’ll use with the reviews will come from the expanded pictures you get when you purchase the card.
With all of that said, I won’t be putting any nudity or violating any copyrights at VirtuaGirl either. So if you’re just looking for free porn, look elsewhere. VirtuaGirl isn’t about pornography anyway, the VG performances are class acts with real beauty and style. So you will see that reflected here on my reviews site.
Finally, if you don’t know what VirtuaGirlHD is, you are definitely missing out. It’s an awesome desktop application that you install for free. Then you can peruse their huge list of girls and dance cards and download virtual strippers to your desktop. Each card has between 20 and 50 minutes of video dancing that plays right on your desktop. You have to try it to really understand. The little animation likely playing on the bottom-right of your screen is a sample of how this sort of works (think longer clips and larger sizes).
You can get VirtuaGirlHD by clicking on any of the ads on this site (hey, I have bills to pay too) including the fold-down at the top-right corner. If you download it and play the free trailer cards (no nudity, just short clips to show you how it works) and don’t like it, uninstall and forget it. If you decide to buy cards or a subscription, I get a little reward for referring you.
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