Archive for the ‘Elya’ Category
Yet another Elya card with horribly bad performance, awkward and pity-inducing desktop dancing, and very little nudity. This hot, all natural Virtua Girl had real potential and has never shown anything but the ability to fall flat on her face with every performance. Like most of Elya’s cards, this one features a lot of short clips with marginal dancing ability (and a lot of hokey bouncing) and only two or three scenes with nudity beyond glimpses of toplessness. As with all of her past cards, I cannot recommend this card to anyone unless you’re looking for another train wreck performance from this VirtuaGirl. VirtuaGirlHD subscribers who own this card have given her a 6.51. The card consists of 27 clips for a total of about 16 minutes of stripsaver action. 
This isn’t Elya’s worst card, but that’s not saying much. As I’ve said before, this girl produces some of the worst desktop dancing and striptease every recorded, but for some reason (like a train wreck), you just have to look anyway. It could be her spectacularly bad performances or her extremely well-shaped natural body. Who knows? This card features some bad acting, more uncoordinated and off-tempo dancing, and a lot of short, fully-clothed clips that appear out of nowhere and disappear before you realize they’ve been there. The entire card is only 15 minutes long – making it of about average length for this desktop dancer. Probably not recommended to anyone, but if you’re like me and just can’t stay away from this train wreck, then by all means.. VirtuaGirlHD subscribers who own this card have given her a 7.07. The card consists of 23 clips for a total of about 15 minutes of stripsaver action. 
Elya is already the lowest-scoring train wreck reviewed here at Virtua Girl Review. This card, though, takes the cake. It would basically be about equal to her other cards (rated in the 4-6 range on average), but for one thing: there is almost no nudity. Scenes that should be “full nudity” and are labeled as such don’t have it. In fact, most of this card is basically PG-13 at worst. Of the 23 clips, only one has any real content that involves full nudity and marginally explicit behavior – the rest are pretty empty. That, coupled with Elya’s lack of any kind of striptease or desktop dancing skill means this card gets yet another low score. VirtuaGirl HD subscribers who own this card have given her a 7.77. The card consists of 23 clips for a total of about 20 minutes of stripsaver action. 
I think that if I were to sum up Elya in one word, it would be: trainwreck. This girl is hotter than hell, but that’s about it. Yet for some reason, despite her pitiful performances, I feel compelled to download another one every so often just to make sure nothing’s changed. So she’s like a trainwreck: horrible to see, but you can’t stop looking. This card is no exception. In typical fashion, it’s full of short clips with Elya in various states of dress. Throughout, she shows off her complete lack of rhythm and desktop dancing skills along with her inability to pull off even the simplest item of clothing without screwing it up. This girl has a hot body and a great smile and look, but no ability beyond that. Good thing she’s in school to become a nurse. She’ll need a real means of income because stripping won’t be doing it for her, I guarantee. VirtuaGirlHD subscribers who own this card have given her a 7.80. The card consists of 25 clips for a total of about 21 minutes of stripsaver action. 
I didn’t give the other Elya card I’ve reviewed (Nursing Care) a very good score, despite the benefit of the doubt with it being a very low numbered card. I thought I would give this girl another chance, since she has so much potential; what with her being so damn hot. Turns out, I should have saved my VirtuaGirlHD credits. Elya is very, very shapely and nice to look at, but that is about as good as it gets. She cannot dance, has no talent for the striptease, and appears awkward and without much personality in her VirtuaGirl galleries. In this card, the outfit is almost perfect for her, but her desktop dancer routine is very bad and her uncoordinated virtual girl desktop moves are just not very interesting to watch. Overall, this is a VirtuaGirl card to skip. Very disappointing. As of this writing, VirtuaGirl2 subscribers who own this card have given her a 7.44. The card consists of 23 clips for a total of about 19 minutes of stripsaver action. 
Elya has two things that I really love: big natural breasts and a great smile. Her biggest detriment as a virtual desktop girl is her uncoordinated dancing. She moves great for a few seconds and then you can see her expression telling her to “try something else” and she totally ruins it. All of that said, though, she is definitely one of my favorites at VirtuaGirlHD and will continue to be so. This was the first card of hers that I bought and in a few others, she does a much better job. Some girls look really great with their hair pulled back (and maybe a nurses cap) and Elya is one of those, though. In most of her other cards, this Virtua Girl has her hair down and usually well-curled. The outfit in this one is one of my favorite themes (nurses). Not sure why, but this form-fitting “take care of the patient” look is awesome and Elya really makes it hot as hell. For that, I give this desktop dancer some serious props. As of this writing, VirtuaGirl2 subscribers who own this card have given her a 7.11. The card consists of 8 clips for a total of about 15 minutes of stripsaver action. One of the shortest on VirtuaGirl, accounting for the low scores.
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