Archive for the ‘Mona’ Category
If you’ve been reading my reviews for a while, you’re familiar with Elya, an early VirtuaGirl model who I’ve described frequently as a “train wreck” of striptease – you want to shut it down and look away, but you just feel compelled to keep watching her disastrous shows. Mona is the same sort of phenomenon.
She is pretty, though not nearly as well-built as Elya, and has a modicum of talent – just enough to get her in trouble – but is otherwise a horrible desktop dancer. She has small breasts, pale, sunburned skin, big hips, and thick legs. Her greatest exploit seems to be her inability to have a sexy expression and at the same time make sexy moves: if she is doing one, she will stumble the other.
She has something of a fan following on Virtua Girl, but I’d suspect they watch her shows for the same reason I do: to see her next blunder and giggle at her latest failed attempt to bust a move. In this card, you’ll watch her, in sequence in one shot, nearly trip trying to remove her panties, almost lose her grip on the strip pole while doing the same, and then get her panties caught on her shoe and then her thumb as she attempts to save it all by tossing them away flippantly. You can see by her expression through this that she believes the engineers at Totem will just cut the scene out and move on. They didn’t.
In a way, this makes her cards entertaining, but for my tickets, I’d prefer to see Elya repeatedly screw things up rather than watch Mona.
VirtuaGirlHD subscribers who own this card have given her an 8.57. The card consists of 21 clips for a total of about 30 minutes of stripsaver action.
This new Virtua Girl is very beautiful and reminds me of Lisa Kudrow from Friends. Mona has a great look and smile, but rarely shows it to you. The tent-like top she wears in this card rarely comes off and the show is more about watching her attempt to do an amateur tease with a tiny amount of stripping. It all comes off as disjointed.
Mona would be capable of wowing without a hardcore strip were she to show some attitude in more than just tiny flashes. She has it in her, you can see from her occasional candid displays of playfulness and smiling, but most of the time she is not quite scowling and not quite indifferent, but somewhere in that area of emotion.
Sad because this hot VirtuaGirl has a lot to offer, but she doesn’t show much of it in this card. Hopefully her future performances will be better.
VirtuaGirlHD subscribers who own this card have given her an 8.64. The card consists of 18 clips for a total of about 28 minutes of stripsaver action.